Figures released this afternoon showed
that 10% of the UK population have indicated that they used to manage
Chelsea.
Senior figures behind the Census have
cited chairman Roman Abramovich as the main reason for the massive
increase. Since Abramovich took over Chelsea in 2003, the previous
figure of 16 former managers skyrocketed to 689,000 after the results
of the 2011 Census were published.
ROMAN: A sacking addict
Former Chelsea manager Pope Benedict
XVI, who had a brief 4-hour spell as caretaker manager in 2007, said
that he was not surprised by the increase. “I believe Roman is
addicted to sacking managers, I had only just met the players and
drawn up a list of possible transfer targets when I got the boot.
“He claimed he fired me because he no
longer liked Popes called Benedict. I was shocked at the time but
it's something you have to learn from.”
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