The Serbian football association (FSS) have today gone on record to deny further accusations in the aftermath of the U21 European Championship Qualifying match versus England, amongst them a flat refusal to acknowledge that the sky is blue.
Yesterday they denied that
'there were any occurrences of racism before and during the match at
the stadium in Kruševac', even after indisputable evidence had
previously emerged of occurrences of racism before and during the
match at the stadium in Kruševac.
Along
with the denial of the sky being blue, the FSS have also denied that
Thursday follows Wednesday, the earth is round and any knowledge of
Danny Rose's existence.
THE EARTH IS ROUND: But the Serbians are sceptical
The
statement is bound to cause yet more uproar in the FA headquarters.
Senior suit Giles Smugson said: “The latest comments made by the
Serbian football association are an utter disgrace.
“I
can understand their views about the alleged roundness of the earth,
and Danny Rose does often appear to be invisible on the football
pitch.
“But
their claims that the sky is anything other than a lovely shade of
royal blue are unacceptable in this day and age.”
UEFA
are expected to harshly punish the FSS if they are found guilty of
racist chanting, with a strongly worded letter and a £20 fine being
two possible sanctions.
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